Posted by: S.Hofmeister | May 18, 2011

Good: Curious Old Man

Some cruel, thankless guy in America has fooled his poor 81-year-old father into thinking that Twitter is a search engine. As a result his twitter account is made up of the search queries of an 81-year-old man.

I’m slightly dubious as to whether this is real or not. Actually I’ll rephrase that, I don’t think it’s real. If it was real then the old guy would have cracked by now and screamed: THIS CANNOT BE HOW SOMEONE SEARCHES! THERE ARE NO GOD DAMN RESULTS! I’M 81 YOU UNGRATEFUL BASTARD, I’M NOT STUPID! JUST HELP ME OUT THIS ONCE BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE!

Also, if it was real, I think that the searches would look more like this:

  • life expectancy of an American male
  • is there a God?
  • what happens when you die?
  • GILF
  • make your own viagra

But hey, screw it, it’s funny anyway:

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