Posted by: S.Hofmeister | June 19, 2010

Bad: Cheryl Cole is off the market

This is particularly bad news because it transpires that myself and all of my peers definitely had a chance with Cheryl.

She seems to have unusually low standards considering how stunningly attractive she is.

For example her current squeeze is The Grinch:

The Grinch

Who looks a little bit like some guy called Derek Hough from that ‘Strictly Dancing Like Americans’ thing:

Derek Hough

Apparently The Grinch is taking Cheryl to Tanzania.

I’d have taken you to Tanzania, Cheryl. You only had to ask.


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