Posted by: S.Hofmeister | March 15, 2010

Bad: Jesus in a Pan

Hmm a young gentleman named Toby Elles discovered Jesus in a pan of burnt bacon recently:

Not sure about you but I would imagine that the last place the most famous Jew of all time would be likely to appear is in some bacon. I don’t know too much about him but I think Jesus was a pretty religious guy? Maybe it’s written in the Torah somewhere that, whilst eating Bacon is forbidden, causing one’s face to appear in bacon residue over 2,000 years after one’s death is perfectly acceptable.

What this man has actually discovered is a chance to elevate his social status amongst his peers until such time as the line ‘do you remember that time I saw Jesus in a pan’ is met with a chorus of sighs and an embarassed silence – I give it a week.



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